argumate:

“you looking for a friend?” she leans in, “or perhaps… more?”

your eyes widen; two friends?!

  

onlinebeast:

Me: So there’s been a lot more beheadings than usual, right? And decapitations?

Girl, leaning their weight against the hilt of a greatsword: That’s Crazy

  

bartmobile:

i actually love not having polls bc i can see stuff like this

  

carolxdanvers:

asshiieee:

wizardshark:

Being nice to someone you don’t like is not manipulation btw it’s being civil

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it’s best to be nice but if I don’t like you or we both dislike eachother, then there’s no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It’s not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

Have you ever had a job

  

vesper-of-roses:

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn’t make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you’re being snobbish or condescending when you’re just trying to be specific

  

unholyblissafterdark:

  

suddenly-frankenstein:

he has zero thoughts in his head

  

charlottan:

nooo my mutual is better than that. it was sinply op’s corrupting influence that made them reblog that

  

earth-oddity:

2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago

  

the-real-seebs:

cum-villain:

cum-villain:

“you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT” yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain

“do you take this person to be your partner, to have and to hold, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”

“yes, and…”